Friday, June 4, 2010

STASH (2007)



STASH Camp Motion Pictures (www.campmotionpictures.com) 2007. Unrated. Some blood, a little gore and a couple of punk rock boobies.
Seems there’s this good old boy, Bud who supplies the local countryside with weed. When these two dipshits decide to relieve Bud of twenty pounds of his finest and get caught, that’s when it hits the fan. Seems Bud has a thing for the ladies. He likes to keep them chained in his basement so he can have his way with them while he tortures them to death.
Now, these two dipwads get to procure ladies for Bud. Unfortunately, their latest victim is the worst pick ever. Seems her daddy is former law enforcement and he knows all the cops in the area. ALL of them.
Pretty soon it’s a race against time as they try to find his daughter and Bud starts to get tired of his new plaything.
STASH is one of those films that thinks it can follow a formula. They don’t stray too far outside from the Hollywood standard, but I bet that the upcoming young starlet in the Hollywood flick would have taken her damned bra off! The only way that these things make any kind of impact is if they go for the edgy feel.
This seemed like a lot of same old, same old and that is a shame. The leading man, Bud is a monster of a man and could have been played with much more menace than we got here. Debbie Rochon is wasted in this flick. I will give them credit for a twisted sort of ending, but it’s not worth sitting through the first 96 minutes of the movie to get to the last minute.
The DVD is loaded with extras. Behind the scenes stuff, two commentaries, interview and trailers. All of this is infinitely more interesting than the film itself.
Spare yourself and miss STASH.